What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 08:13

The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-All the bad guys are black.
Why do many Hong Kong Chinese look different from the Han Chinese in mainland China?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
You Only Live Twice
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
A View to a Kill
Why don't I want to talk to my girlfriend when she loves me a lot? I feel bored.
The Man with the Golden Gun
Dr No
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Why can't white people just surrender their white privilege?
From Russia With Love
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Have you ever witnessed political correctness harm someone?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Why are Americans obese? Is it the food or is it the psychology?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Moonraker
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Why do most people care so much about what others think? Are they afraid of society norms?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-J W Pepper
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Live and Let Die
King Charles III pays respects to Air India crash victims at his annual birthday parade - PBS
Goldfinger
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Diamonds Are Forever
-”Ah so!”
Octopussy
-”She is very sexyful!”